I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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