I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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