He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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