she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Randomize