dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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