I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
This baby is an asshole
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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