did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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