Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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