Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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