Dual....:-)
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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