ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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