My friends, they love my intelligence
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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