Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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