HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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