I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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