god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
soo... how was my night?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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