I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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