I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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