turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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