You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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