Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
