my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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