Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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