And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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