She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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