The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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