So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
someone owes me an orgasm
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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