My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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