What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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