he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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