You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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