You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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