he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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