Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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