Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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