So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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