is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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