how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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