trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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