I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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