She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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