they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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