Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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