how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
