i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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