What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
he just fucked me for my cheese..
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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