I just cut my nipple shaving
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize