I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Found your dick twin last night
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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