he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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