God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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