Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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