he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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