Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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